Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he fucked my hip out of place.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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