Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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