Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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