Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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