she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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