we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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