He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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