We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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