seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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