I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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