the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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