Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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