Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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