I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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