Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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