The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Do I have a choice?
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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