He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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