yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You need a sexual gate keeper
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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