fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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