I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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