dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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