you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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