I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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