he thought i was a dude.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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