I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize