I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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