Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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