S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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