question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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