im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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