there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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