i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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