just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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