...so i touched it.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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