I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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