somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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