HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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