I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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