Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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