god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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