did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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