Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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