why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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