Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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