Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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