So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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