I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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