You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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