please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am spending my child support on dildos
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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