Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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