He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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