nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So many bounce houses so little time
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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