I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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