love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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