accomplished twins. life is a go
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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