Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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