i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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