i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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